and they are all true!!!!!
if you break a chocolate bar into bits all the calories fall out
calories dont like heights so if you store your cake, chocolate and crisps on top of the fridge the calories get so scared they jump out.
calories are not good swimmers so if you dunk you biscuit/ chocolate bar in you cup of tea/coffee/wine the calories will drown
calories dont like bright lights so if you shine a torch into you box of chocolates the calories will hide in the corners leaving you free to safely remove the chocs
calories are very sociable and only come out in company so if you eat something and noone sees you there are no calories
at least I think they are all true
Lol Im going to take your word for it Summer while I have a cuppa and a few pancakes.
pancakes are safe too cus apparently calories are quite fat so if you make your pancake thin enough they cant fit inside them
Best news I've had all day
x
Wow this is fabulous news, im over the moon
They also don't count if you eat standing up or if the food came off someone elses plate.
Ahh if only!!
Also if it was a gift, such as a bottle of wine or big box of choccies.
and they never ever count on your birthday
and if you start thinking about your food half an hour before you eat it then your stomache starts to work before you eat it so digests it straight away so no calories
FACT