The 'Make up some complete rubbish' about the person above you thread.

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JacquiL works as an almost nude cleaner ie, wearing nothing but a smile in her spare time!

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Kis auditioned for the part of Baby in the remake of Footloose, but the director suggested that she should star as Quasimodo in the Hunchback of Notre Dame as her looks were more suited to that role.

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Colly applied to join the Guardian Angels, but they turned her down when she asked if it was ok to 'kill the b****** and could she use a taser on men's b*******'

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Jac has four sets of twins, and dresses them all in nearly identical jumpers with 'Thing 1' or 'Thing 2' embroidered on the front.

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Nah Jacqui, it was when I asked about knives to go on the wheelchair, like Boudicas' chariot, to cut them off at the knees and asking about castrated males to push/tow my wheelchair to be more efficient.

Jacqui, is a failed Page Three Girl, even Readers' Wives turned her photos down on the grounds that they didn't want to cause their readers to have heart attacks.

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Collywob is really a lumberjack who resides in Canada.

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Rofl, complete with stockings, suspendees and a bra (as in the Lumberjack song from Monty Python).

Kis, is really a triffid, plotting to take over the world by spitting poisonous darts at everyone.

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Colly actually lives on another planet and is planning to eat us all for lunch!

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Roosmum is a descendant of Dr Crippin and is planning to feed us all poisoned cakes and then dispose of our bodies in acid baths.

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Colly is in the Guinnes book of world records for eating the world's biggest bogie.

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