I think its time to clean my shotgun....

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P has come home from school today with Valentine's Day gifts from TWO - yes, TWO - boys. One of them gave her chocolates, and the other one gave her a tiny rope of crystals that he had grown himself. Crystal Boy gave her a card as well.

Who are these boys? How dare they have romantic feelings towards my daughter? I'm going to clean my gun, and then its time to have A Talk with P...